I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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