btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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