But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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