When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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