We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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