There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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