Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
you never un-have a 4some
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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