Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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