its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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