normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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