Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
