for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I love how my cats smell like pot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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