Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Sext me about skeletons
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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