U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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