Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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