I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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