I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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