Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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