You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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