like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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