bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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