Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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