what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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