i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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