There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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