I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
