Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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