is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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