That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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