my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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