that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it was like eating out sand paper
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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