K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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