Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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