So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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