Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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