i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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