How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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