Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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