I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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