I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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