Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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