I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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