its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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