I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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