So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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