I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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