He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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