can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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