Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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