Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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